Don't step on
the ducks
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Three
women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St.
Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't step on the
ducks."
So
they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is
almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to
avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter
with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says
"Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to
this ugly man!"
The
next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St.
Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He
chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The
third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all
eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She
manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes
up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. Very tall, long
eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St.
Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks, "I
wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The
guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"